Cookie > Cake

My birthday is coming up next weekend, and I have a confession to make: I am underwhelmed by birthday cake. I know, I know, color me weird. But you know what my perfect birthday confection is? A giant, pizza-sized chocolate chip cookie. Maybe with some frosting letters to make it more birthday-ish. But seriously, gooey chocolate chip cookie over cake any day of the week. Even Wednesday. It is just a purer form of bliss. Also? Fudgey brownies over cakey brownies, always. Cake is so wishy-washy as a dessert. There's all that fluff involved. I want my fat and sugar as undiluted by flour and other potentially healthy ingredients as possible. On the other hand, I hate fudge. So... I dunno. You tell me.